Category Archive: Football Funnies

Apr 05

Classic Keegan Quote

“Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose”

Apr 01

Holloway’s Howlers

“It was lucky that the linesman wasn’t stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.” – Holloway states his opinion about the linesman’s performance in a game against Bristol City.

Mar 31

Classic Keegan Quote

“They’re the second best team in the world, and there’s no higher praise than that”

Mar 29

Holloway’s Howlers

“I am a football manager. I can’t see into the future. Last year I thought I was going to Cornwall on my holidays but I ended up going to Lyme Regis.” – asked whether QPR would be able to beat Manchester City.

Mar 29

Classic Keegan Quote

“Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham and vice versa”

Mar 24

Classic Keegan Quotes

“The Germans have only one player under 22, and he’s 23

Mar 22

Holloway’s Howlers

“Every dog has its day, and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark!” – Holloway after securing promotion to the Championship

Mar 22

Classic Keegan Quotes

“Your not just getting international football, your getting world football”

Mar 18

Holloway’s Howlers

“It’s like the film Men in Black. I walk around in a black suit, white shirt and black tie where I’ve had to flash my white light every now and again to erase some memories, but I feel we’ve got hold of the galaxy now. It’s in our hands.” – Holloway on QPR’s financial situation.

Mar 17

Classic Keegan Quotes

“Goal keepers aren’t born today until they’re in their twenties or thirties”

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